Boy Bashing
I've got news for you,
yes, you, the one on your seat.
I've got news for the Alpha male,
the Metrosexual, the Yuppie,
the Drifter, the Peter Pan,
the Cheater, the Old-Fashioned,
the Commitment Phobic, and the Freak too.
Yes, I've known you all,
sometime or the other,
I've loved you all,
in one form or many.
And yet, maybe I'd rather
trade you for a dime or a penny.
Come, don't pretend
to be that independant guy,
don't use those two faces man!
You don't need a woman,
you need a mother,
you don't need space,
you've got too much insecurity
to live all alone.
Don't tell me you're not ready,
because you are for the next.
Don't tell me you love your wife,
Last night, I was in your bed.
Yes, you've told me before,
you're searching for the truth,
can you handle the truth,
when you can't see it before you?
"I've been hurt before, you see."
I know, poor boy,
but please understand, it wasn't me.
Oh, I know you love me
like you never loved anyone else,
Can you tell me why,
you use the word hate so easily then?
Come, little boys,
come meet the women,
there are many out there,
but you just fail to see them.
You want little girls to wed,
followers of tradition, seductresses in red.
You want the one without the glasses,
the one who's not smarter than you.
But if little girls prefer real men,
I wonder what would happen to you?
Comments
"But if little girls prefer real men,
I wonder what would happen to you?"
nothing - the boys will grow up. eventually :)
but tell me - are there ANY AT ALL - i mean, the "ones not smarter"??? :))
Who are you hunting? :-)
you really do!
Well i wear glasses all the time
now and I don't care.
(so does my sweetie)
:)
I have never preferred the alpha
male - they seem so empty and
silly. And alpha males have never
glanced my way anyway!